The world is big and your kingdom gigantic.
It's no longer a kingdom really; it's an empire.
Which makes you the emperor.
This entitles you to a better chair, plus you can name a salad after yourself. It's not easy being emperor.
The day starts early, when you light the sacred flame; then it's hours of committee meetings, trying to establish exactly why the sacred flame keeps going out.
Sometimes your armies take over a continent and you just have no idea where to put it.
And there's the risk of assassination; you have a food taster, who tastes anything before you eat it, and a dagger tester, who gets stabbed by anything before it stabs you.
You've taken to staying at home whenever it's the Ides of anything.
Still overall it's a great job.
You wouldn't trade it for the world - especially given how much of the world you already have.
